Thursday, April 20, 2006

Laziness...

...is a virtue. There cant be two ways about that! For starters, if you are vela at home for a long period of time, being lazy solves the perennial problem of "What to do all day". A lazy man will zimbly sleep through 12 or more hours of the day thereby reducing the what-to-do problem by half anyway. Add to that the general lethargy to do anything that can be remotely called as active, leads to taking pleasures in the small things of life - like stealing a 10 minute nap an hour after u woke up and 10 minutes before lunch, yawning without any hindrance and the general feeling of not having naything to do. Moral: Laziness enables enjoyed velapanti

Ofcourse the fact that all inventors were lazy people cant be argued! Who the hell do you think invented the remote control? An overactive person who wanted to do something new? or a lazy couch potato who needed a way out to avoid seeing those commercials and switch channels in the meantime without moving (please watch all HLL commercials please and oh ofcourse buy the products too :) )
Laziness and not necessity is the mother of all invention - i mean just look at it all, one doesnt want to walk - get a horse driven chariot; one doesnt want to ride - get a car; one doesnt want to drive - get a driver (ok thats not an invention but still!); dont want to change gears - get a car with auto transmission.
Elevators, Escalators, piped gas, washing machines, u name it and it is a lazy man's boon!
If it werent for our breed of lazy guys - this world would be without most of its conveniences. So the key to a more technologically advanced future is getting more lazy people - for in their creative laziness lies the future of the country (and the world)

Long live Garfield! May his tribe increase!


P.S:- this is my first full post without the mention of cricket!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

quality exponentially increasing.....usage of the english language pretty decent.... honest account of your daily life....good good....

Score : 6.5 out of 10
Remarks : High potential author...need to put in a little more effort

The GV.

Push said...

screw u gv

Anonymous said...

Agreer to fatman.

GV

Anonymous said...

hey ther...neetu here..i totally love it ...the one bout bein lazy is awesome ...keep up the gud wrk

Push said...

@ neetu
Telling a lazy guy to keep up the good work is a sin, telling him to do any work just has to be a sin!