An excerpt from hypothetical coverage from a hypothetical news channel
Aur hume yeh khaas jaankari mili hai ki Sachin Tendulkar ne Ice-cream khaane ke liye apni wicket gavayi. Yeh unki aur umpire ki mili bhagat thi ki unko galat tareeke se out diya gaya. Akhir kya ice-cream desh se jyada mahatvapurna ho gayi hai? Waqt aa gaya hai ki Sachin retire karein ya Public ki gaali ke hakdaar bane
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continued - toh chaliye hamare mukhya sanbaddata ke pass joh abhi khare hain Sachin ke Ghar ke bahar.
"Toh Boliye X-ji, kya janta apni aakrosh dikha rahi hain Sachin ke ghar ke Samne?"
"Ji woh toh nahin pata, par abhi mili khabron ke anusar, yeh Sachin aur Saurav ki mili Bhagat ho sakti hain Dravid ke Khilaf."
Banjo
Seriously, sometimes I feel the news channels just go too far.
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